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Ok.Im seriously wigged out at this point. I got NO sleep last night and Im hoping this is a hallucination. What in the F**K?I need some Pepto Bismol.Seriously, I always thought something strange with this marriage. Honestly, I never believed it to be real. Like GirlSaturday said, I think it was a deterrent (sp?) from the molestation charges. Sorry. I also hear that LMP never lived with MJ at all. She traveled with him but they never lived together.
Nice you agree with me
Quote from: "Laura"Nice you agree with me TOTALLY AGREE (I am not screaming, just a little excited).
Quote from: "DeaCarvalho":shock: I'll close my eyes, my ears and my mind. My little brain just buy one hoax at a time!Yes i think i will do the same or the men in white coats will be knocking my door! :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: I'll close my eyes, my ears and my mind. My little brain just buy one hoax at a time!
Arr, whattt ...... t_____t'' My head is going to explode. Headache. Unbelievable. I always thought LMP looked very much like Elvis, but I don't know anything anymore. And I don't wanna know. I need a break.Though it's not gonna happen, because I'm gonna be back in the morning, so I failed already.Maybe Mike's double fell in love with that girl and then they made her LMP. Nyahah. And yes, I am kidding. I don't wanna hear anything about doubles ever again. I hate that word. Double. Hrr.
JOIN US IN THE CELL THE DOUBLES ARE ON ME :lol: :lol: :lol:
Here’s what happened…aka Case of the Double’s Being Double-crossed. MJ heard through the rumor mill that LMP was looking for a male singer to perform a duet on her new cd. He called her to offer his voice but she wasn’t at home. The double, Laurie Marlene Price was spending a few months with LMP to prepare for a special Elvis tribute assignment . Laurie Marlene Price answered the phone and upon hearing MJs voice became very excited at her luck. They talked for hours as Laurie Marlene Price pretended to be LMP, picked his brain to see what he was up to lately and more importantly if he was seeing anyone special. Bingo…he was single and prime for the picking. She had devised a plan and was about to set it in motion. Meanwhile LMP had no clue that MJ had phoned. Laurie Marlene Price saw to it that LMP never got his messages. LMP was indeed working on new music and wanted to spice things up by adding a male voice for a duet. Most male singers didn’t take her seriously so she ran out of options. Suddenly it dawned on her to take her request to the top and ask MJ. It couldn’t hurt to try. Plus she had been turned down my mediocre musicians so it wouldn’t be as big of a blow if the top one turned her down. Better yet that would show the other musician’s up if MJ said yes. LMP called MJ and found herself unknowingly speaking to Marvin Jones. He was MJs newly hired double and would be soon working with MJ on a series of personal appearances. He looked a lot like MJ thanks to extensive surgery .His dancing skills were good and so were his singing skills. They didn’t even have to use much lip sync for this guy. The only problem was that he was a bit on the shady side. He was always asking about money and how often that he would receive raises or bonuses. Money money money was all he seemed to talk about. Marvin Jones almost passed out when he realized that he was talking to LMP on the phone. He listened to her request and immediately agreed to contribute on her new cd. He saw dollar signs in his head because he knew that LMP was due to inherit lots of money when she turned 25. He had devised a plan and was about to set it in motion. Unknown to Marvin Jones, MJ had picked up the other phone receiver when LMP called and listened in on the conversation. MJ promptly called the real LMP back and explained that his double was up to no good. . That call confirmed that MJ had not made the initial call to the real LMP as he had previously thought. She confirmed that MJ must have spoken to Laurie Marlene Price. The two initially expressed anger that their doubles had been so deceitful. However they laughed as they devised a plan and set it in motion for payback. Several months passed and Marvin Jones and Laurie Marlene Price became a hot item. Each one thought that they were courting the real MJ and LMP. They kept their romance a secret especially since neither wanted to get caught. When the marriage was announced, the real MJ and real LMP chatted on the phone for hours laughing at the way that their doubles had been double-crossed. This was especially true since the doubles spent the better part of their marriage sneaking around and lying to one another about their true identities. The only truth that they told one another was that doubles existed but not that they were the doubles. When Marvin Jones and Laurie Mariene Price filed for divorce,MJ and LMP sent flowers, dismissal notices and a card that said “You two deserved one another”. The End. :lol: