Hoax Dictionary.....a place to list hoaxy words and phrases and their meaning

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Offline RK

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Calling on all hoaxers to help out with compiling a hoax dictionary. We have some amazing turn of phrases and unique words that should be listed down. Kind of an urban slang dictionary for the hoax.

First entry
mag-funked
definition :
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verb---"get your grooooooove on and dance 'til you get mag-funked"

noun---"that mag-funked track is in the can"

adjective---"you're looking bootyliciously mag-funked tonight"


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LOL! Will add later, have to get some sleep first.

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Edutainment
meaning: to educate via the medium of entertainment
[courtesy of Grace]

Offline bindupbrokenhearted

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I have one:

Trojan Horse Jockeys.

But I am not sure what they are  /white flag/

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Guesstimate

definition: a hybrid meaning to estimate the outcome from a guess.
[courtesy of Front]

Offline MJonmind

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Not sure if I'm spelling this right,  "koinkydance".
Dots that clearly connect showing MJ's genius planning, but to the unhoaxed eye-- it's all randomness. /pull hair/

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Hoaxessed: being hoax obsessed
("Minkin g├╝erveeeee")
Michael pls come back


"Why a four-year-old child could understand this hoax. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it"

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BAM-tabuluos --explosively fabulous -- really really reeeeaaalllllllyyyyyyy good
tabloid-esque -- in the style or vernacular of a tabloid writer .
« Last Edit: January 15, 2012, 10:47:49 PM by RK »

Offline MissG

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Hoaxilicious= deliciously hoaxy

("Minkin g├╝erveeeee")
Michael pls come back


"Why a four-year-old child could understand this hoax. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it"

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prop-of-fool.........propofol
also used for propofol are
milk
midnight milk......also the screen name  used by a cryptic tweeter very early in the hoax
milk of amnesia

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hoax-fried........what happens to a hoaxer's brain when it short circuits from hoax info overload

Offline BeTheChange

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"Hoax-ified" (kinda like 'electrified') ~ being 'wired' to the hoax
(I think WishingStar once did a list of how to tell if you are  :lol:)

"BAM-tastic" (a spinoff of fantastic lol) ~ something that is really great

I'll add on if I think of more. 

Great thread RK  ::P

With L.O.V.E. always.
The beauty of Michael Jackson is found in his heart and soul...his enormous talent is a bonus and what a bonus it is.

~PLAY the moments...PAUSE the memories...STOP the pain...REWIND the happiness~

Offline wishingstar

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"Hoax-ified" (kinda like 'electrified') ~ being 'wired' to the hoax
(I think WishingStar once did a list of how to tell if you are  :lol:)

"BAM-tastic" (a spinoff of fantastic lol) ~ something that is really great

I'll add on if I think of more. 

Great thread RK  ::P

With L.O.V.E. always.

Sounds like something I'd write, lol!  I may have to go looking for that one  :lol:

Blessings

Offline Dontwalkaway

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Here are a few I saw/heard:

Michaeling: searching for anything about Michael and especially the "Hoax" and especially on the web.

Michaelish:  Things michael would do or say, things that remind you of Michael

Frontish:  things Front would say

"And when that flag blows
There'll be no more wars
And when all calls
I will answer all your prayers"

Chorus from the song "Cry",  Invincible Album

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Thanks guys for contributing.  Let's keep em coming. bearhug
troot......hoaxified version of the word truth, pronounced with added emphasis on the oo vowel sounds

Offline Australian MJ BeLIEver

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bashit

bashir

lol
People laugh when I explain. And though they may laugh, that doesn't change the fact that it's still the truth.


Michael is Alive
The end of evil is nigh
Trust in God
The righteous will prevail

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I have one:

Trojan Horse Jockeys.

But I am not sure what they are  /white flag/
Hi bindupbrokenhearted. hmm. Well we could ask Mr Front for his definition of this one, but while we are waiting. I say we just jump in and give it a shot
trojan horse jockey clowns.........
fakers /trolls  pretending to be insiders whose real intent is to destroy peoples faith and belief..... derived from the trojan horse story used for  the conquest of Troy from Homer's Illiad. They come calling bearing gifts, or in hoax terms, inside information only to be welcomed in and then wreak havok on the unsuspecting hoaxer.


fake fan..........a fan who proves themselves to be a fake by belittling and bad mouthing MJ's family

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discombobulated..........to be thrown into a state of confusion

Offline bindupbrokenhearted

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I have one:

Trojan Horse Jockeys.

But I am not sure what they are  /white flag/
Hi bindupbrokenhearted. hmm. Well we could ask Mr Front for his definition of this one, but while we are waiting. I say we just jump in and give it a shot
trojan horse jockey clowns.........
fakers /trolls  pretending to be insiders whose real intent is to destroy peoples faith and belief..... derived from the trojan horse story used for  the conquest of Troy from Homer's Illiad. They come calling bearing gifts, or in hoax terms, inside information only to be welcomed in and then wreak havok on the unsuspecting hoaxer.


fake fan..........a fan who proves themselves to be a fake by belittling and bad mouthing MJ's family


Thanks RK!  IMHO, that seems like a very reasonable definition.  bearhug

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ASSuming: Talking out one's ass whilst making shit up with no evidence to back it up.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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ASSuming: Talking out one's ass whilst making shit up with no evidence to back it up.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and dats da troot!!!!!
 :lol mj_dance/

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perimeter sharks.............killers/scavengers awaiting their opportunity in the wings

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coincidence........a lazy place holder for reasoning

blowback...........an espionage term for the unintended consequences of a covert operation

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"Hoax-ified" (kinda like 'electrified') ~ being 'wired' to the hoax
(I think WishingStar once did a list of how to tell if you are  :lol:)

"BAM-tastic" (a spinoff of fantastic lol) ~ something that is really great

I'll add on if I think of more. 

Great thread RK  ::P

With L.O.V.E. always.

Sounds like something I'd write, lol!  I may have to go looking for that one  :lol:

Blessings

I found it!!!!   /woohoo/

It's a little like Jeff Foxworthy's: You Might Be a Red Neck If........

You might be Hoax-ified if:

-you see faces in slices of BAM cake

-you add gematria letter numbering in your sleep......and it means something, lol

-when an ambulance or fire truck passes by, you can't help but get the urge to pull out your camera and try to take a picture through a dark window.

-you wake up adding numbers of dates

-your morning coffee goes cold because you keep reading the threads

-your evening coffee goes cold because you keep reading the threads

-every time you see Jane Valez you think, "....OMG, that's Michael!"

and the classic...You might be totally hoax-ified if:

-you can relate eggnog to Michael Jackson's Death Trial  (cue hoax music, lol)


*If you can't laugh, you will never know tears of joy, only those of sorrow.
~ Wishingstar

LMAO Wish...we could probably add some more to the list.

With L.O.V.E. always.
The beauty of Michael Jackson is found in his heart and soul...his enormous talent is a bonus and what a bonus it is.

~PLAY the moments...PAUSE the memories...STOP the pain...REWIND the happiness~

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"Puppet commentators" and/or "Tabloid Trash ASSociates"

People who...
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[...]hide their intentions/names/sources behind "anonymous" smokescreens --- yet their little "facts" constantly spew from their mouths like diarrhea.
(^^^courtesy of Front  8-))

With L.O.V.E. always.

The beauty of Michael Jackson is found in his heart and soul...his enormous talent is a bonus and what a bonus it is.

~PLAY the moments...PAUSE the memories...STOP the pain...REWIND the happiness~

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"Hoax-ified" (kinda like 'electrified') ~ being 'wired' to the hoax
(I think WishingStar once did a list of how to tell if you are  :lol:)

"BAM-tastic" (a spinoff of fantastic lol) ~ something that is really great

I'll add on if I think of more. 

Great thread RK  ::P

With L.O.V.E. always.

Sounds like something I'd write, lol!  I may have to go looking for that one  :lol:

Blessings

I found it!!!!   /woohoo/

It's a little like Jeff Foxworthy's: You Might Be a Red Neck If........

You might be Hoax-ified if:

-you see faces in slices of BAM cake

-you add gematria letter numbering in your sleep......and it means something, lol

-when an ambulance or fire truck passes by, you can't help but get the urge to pull out your camera and try to take a picture through a dark window.

-you wake up adding numbers of dates

-your morning coffee goes cold because you keep reading the threads

-your evening coffee goes cold because you keep reading the threads

-every time you see Jane Valez you think, "....OMG, that's Michael!"

and the classic...You might be totally hoax-ified if:

-you can relate eggnog to Michael Jackson's Death Trial  (cue hoax music, lol)


*If you can't laugh, you will never know tears of joy, only those of sorrow.
~ Wishingstar

LMAO Wish...we could probably add some more to the list.

With L.O.V.E. always.

You are SO funny.........thank you for searching this one out, LOL!
Here are a few:


You might be Hoax-ified if:

-the words "forum down" sends chills down your spine

-you spell out "death hoax" with your Alpha-Bit breakfast cereal

-your magic 8 Ball says, "enough already-he's alive!"

-the words Back & Front are now standard proper nouns

and finally, you might be Hoax-ified if:

-you think to yourself, "Michael can't BAM yet....I still have 10 pounds to lose!"


Thank you.....I'll be here all week, and then some!  :lol:
Sorry to stray from the dictionary for moment....
Hope you guys are having a wonderful day......
LOVE & Blessings



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malevolent manipulators of the masses......................media

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lmao  :lol: :lol: this is a GREAT topic!

thank you RK for starting it! ;)

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After reading this, I am Mag Funked for sure!     lolol/

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Puppets for payolla.......

Conspiratola........conspiracy authored by the devil....tommy matola
Nancy Disgrace.........nancy grace
dianne demon.....dianne  dimond
all wrong...gloria albright
fried chicken flippin floppin fried man........roger friedman
george 'orwell' bushit.....bush
« Last Edit: January 21, 2012, 01:17:47 AM by RK »

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grifter.............a con artist; swindler; petty criminal......See Arvisos for further description

fall guy....scapegoat...innocent person who takes the blame.......See also Dr Conrad Murray

simmering.....a culinary term used in the hoax to describe an element of the hoax plan put into action at a given time and to remain cooking gently just below boiling point until desired result is achieved
« Last Edit: January 21, 2012, 02:25:30 AM by RK »

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Doubles........new meaning--------anything or anyone that has a slight resemblance to Michael.

Four years to get it right.........new meaning--------putting the pieces of a unknown jigsaw puzzle together.

Unbutton my shirt, or jacket or whatever it is......new meaning-------------"I don't care what you're wearing...  I just want to tear it off you anyhow..."

Coke.....new meaning---------sponsers of the hoax

Forest Lawn......new meaning--------"A place with no name"

Anyone wearing a hat... (hatman)........new meaning----------------"Its Michael Jackson !!!"
« Last Edit: January 21, 2012, 02:58:33 AM by 2good2btrue »

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doppelganger..........a physical double. Term is also used for of the ghost of a living person

TMZ.......The Thirty Mile Zone as in the center of Hollywood. Hoaxers however,  refer to TMZ as also standing for The Michael Zone because of their many stories and articles regarding all things MJ.

Sunflowers......the official flower of the hoax. Primary significance....radiance and warmth and the happiest of flowers.

Promethean casket.......... The $30,000 model used in the memorial made of 14 carat gold plated bronze

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NWO- New World Order

TPTB- The Powers That Be, also referred to sometimes as the illuminati, military-industrial complex, secret societies, Reptilians, Lizards, Lizzies.

The Fed- usually referring to the Federal Reserve Bank

L.O.V.E.- Listen, Observe, Verify, Evolve  or Law Of Vibrational Energy and it's all for Love

TII = This Is It or Thriller II or Thriller 2

The Power of Seven-  doing things in multiples of seven is powerful, seven is God's number indicating completion.

777=Christ

888=rebirth

666=satan,devil

11= magical number but can also be used by TPTB




"And when that flag blows
There'll be no more wars
And when all calls
I will answer all your prayers"

Chorus from the song "Cry",  Invincible Album

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    RBTL= Read Between The Lines or use your hoax eyes

    The BeLIEvers= the people who believe Michael is alive, and also believe in Michael's plan. (be aware of lies,lies,lies)  Sometimes you need a lie to tell the TRUTH.  Sometimes the "lie" becomes the (false truth).

Big Pharma- Big Pharmaceutical Companies

TDCAU- "They Don't Care About Us",  one of Michael's songs


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"And when that flag blows
There'll be no more wars
And when all calls
I will answer all your prayers"

Chorus from the song "Cry",  Invincible Album

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T-Mez......abreviation for Tom Mezzerau

coo-coo jibberish.......a Back term for nancy grace's vocabulary skills delivered from her devilish pulpit.

bandwagon bashing.........a gang of media thugs with a united agenda of evil.



 

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