Hoax Dictionary.....a place to list hoaxy words and phrases and their meaning

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Offline RK

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Calling on all hoaxers to help out with compiling a hoax dictionary. We have some amazing turn of phrases and unique words that should be listed down. Kind of an urban slang dictionary for the hoax.

First entry
mag-funked
definition :
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verb---"get your grooooooove on and dance 'til you get mag-funked"

noun---"that mag-funked track is in the can"

adjective---"you're looking bootyliciously mag-funked tonight"


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LOL! Will add later, have to get some sleep first.

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Edutainment
meaning: to educate via the medium of entertainment
[courtesy of Grace]

Offline bindupbrokenhearted

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I have one:

Trojan Horse Jockeys.

But I am not sure what they are  /white flag/

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Guesstimate

definition: a hybrid meaning to estimate the outcome from a guess.
[courtesy of Front]

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Not sure if I'm spelling this right,  "koinkydance".
Dots that clearly connect showing MJ's genius planning, but to the unhoaxed eye-- it's all randomness. /pull hair/

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Hoaxessed: being hoax obsessed
("Minkin g├╝erveeeee")
Michael pls come back


"Why a four-year-old child could understand this hoax. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it"

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BAM-tabuluos --explosively fabulous -- really really reeeeaaalllllllyyyyyyy good
tabloid-esque -- in the style or vernacular of a tabloid writer .
« Last Edit: January 15, 2012, 10:47:49 PM by RK »

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Hoaxilicious= deliciously hoaxy

("Minkin g├╝erveeeee")
Michael pls come back


"Why a four-year-old child could understand this hoax. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it"

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prop-of-fool.........propofol
also used for propofol are
milk
midnight milk......also the screen name  used by a cryptic tweeter very early in the hoax
milk of amnesia

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hoax-fried........what happens to a hoaxer's brain when it short circuits from hoax info overload

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"Hoax-ified" (kinda like 'electrified') ~ being 'wired' to the hoax
(I think WishingStar once did a list of how to tell if you are  :lol:)

"BAM-tastic" (a spinoff of fantastic lol) ~ something that is really great

I'll add on if I think of more. 

Great thread RK  ::P

With L.O.V.E. always.
The beauty of Michael Jackson is found in his heart and soul...his enormous talent is a bonus and what a bonus it is.

~PLAY the moments...PAUSE the memories...STOP the pain...REWIND the happiness~

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"Hoax-ified" (kinda like 'electrified') ~ being 'wired' to the hoax
(I think WishingStar once did a list of how to tell if you are  :lol:)

"BAM-tastic" (a spinoff of fantastic lol) ~ something that is really great

I'll add on if I think of more. 

Great thread RK  ::P

With L.O.V.E. always.

Sounds like something I'd write, lol!  I may have to go looking for that one  :lol:

Blessings

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Here are a few I saw/heard:

Michaeling: searching for anything about Michael and especially the "Hoax" and especially on the web.

Michaelish:  Things michael would do or say, things that remind you of Michael

Frontish:  things Front would say

"And when that flag blows
There'll be no more wars
And when all calls
I will answer all your prayers"

Chorus from the song "Cry",  Invincible Album

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Thanks guys for contributing.  Let's keep em coming. bearhug
troot......hoaxified version of the word truth, pronounced with added emphasis on the oo vowel sounds

Offline Australian MJ BeLIEver

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bashit

bashir

lol
People laugh when I explain. And though they may laugh, that doesn't change the fact that it's still the truth.


Michael is Alive
The end of evil is nigh
Trust in God
The righteous will prevail

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I have one:

Trojan Horse Jockeys.

But I am not sure what they are  /white flag/
Hi bindupbrokenhearted. hmm. Well we could ask Mr Front for his definition of this one, but while we are waiting. I say we just jump in and give it a shot
trojan horse jockey clowns.........
fakers /trolls  pretending to be insiders whose real intent is to destroy peoples faith and belief..... derived from the trojan horse story used for  the conquest of Troy from Homer's Illiad. They come calling bearing gifts, or in hoax terms, inside information only to be welcomed in and then wreak havok on the unsuspecting hoaxer.


fake fan..........a fan who proves themselves to be a fake by belittling and bad mouthing MJ's family

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discombobulated..........to be thrown into a state of confusion

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I have one:

Trojan Horse Jockeys.

But I am not sure what they are  /white flag/
Hi bindupbrokenhearted. hmm. Well we could ask Mr Front for his definition of this one, but while we are waiting. I say we just jump in and give it a shot
trojan horse jockey clowns.........
fakers /trolls  pretending to be insiders whose real intent is to destroy peoples faith and belief..... derived from the trojan horse story used for  the conquest of Troy from Homer's Illiad. They come calling bearing gifts, or in hoax terms, inside information only to be welcomed in and then wreak havok on the unsuspecting hoaxer.


fake fan..........a fan who proves themselves to be a fake by belittling and bad mouthing MJ's family


Thanks RK!  IMHO, that seems like a very reasonable definition.  bearhug

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ASSuming: Talking out one's ass whilst making shit up with no evidence to back it up.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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ASSuming: Talking out one's ass whilst making shit up with no evidence to back it up.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and dats da troot!!!!!
 :lol mj_dance/

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perimeter sharks.............killers/scavengers awaiting their opportunity in the wings

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coincidence........a lazy place holder for reasoning

blowback...........an espionage term for the unintended consequences of a covert operation

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"Hoax-ified" (kinda like 'electrified') ~ being 'wired' to the hoax
(I think WishingStar once did a list of how to tell if you are  :lol:)

"BAM-tastic" (a spinoff of fantastic lol) ~ something that is really great

I'll add on if I think of more. 

Great thread RK  ::P

With L.O.V.E. always.

Sounds like something I'd write, lol!  I may have to go looking for that one  :lol:

Blessings

I found it!!!!   /woohoo/

It's a little like Jeff Foxworthy's: You Might Be a Red Neck If........

You might be Hoax-ified if:

-you see faces in slices of BAM cake

-you add gematria letter numbering in your sleep......and it means something, lol

-when an ambulance or fire truck passes by, you can't help but get the urge to pull out your camera and try to take a picture through a dark window.

-you wake up adding numbers of dates

-your morning coffee goes cold because you keep reading the threads

-your evening coffee goes cold because you keep reading the threads

-every time you see Jane Valez you think, "....OMG, that's Michael!"

and the classic...You might be totally hoax-ified if:

-you can relate eggnog to Michael Jackson's Death Trial  (cue hoax music, lol)


*If you can't laugh, you will never know tears of joy, only those of sorrow.
~ Wishingstar

LMAO Wish...we could probably add some more to the list.

With L.O.V.E. always.
The beauty of Michael Jackson is found in his heart and soul...his enormous talent is a bonus and what a bonus it is.

~PLAY the moments...PAUSE the memories...STOP the pain...REWIND the happiness~

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"Puppet commentators" and/or "Tabloid Trash ASSociates"

People who...
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[...]hide their intentions/names/sources behind "anonymous" smokescreens --- yet their little "facts" constantly spew from their mouths like diarrhea.
(^^^courtesy of Front  8-))

With L.O.V.E. always.

The beauty of Michael Jackson is found in his heart and soul...his enormous talent is a bonus and what a bonus it is.

~PLAY the moments...PAUSE the memories...STOP the pain...REWIND the happiness~