Michael Jackson Death Hoax Investigators
Hoax Investigation => General Hoax Investigation => Other Odd Things => Topic started by: Missyb007 on November 30, 2009, 03:18:11 PM
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http://www.michaeljacksonisnotdead.com/
Michael Jackson Is Not Dead!
LOS ANGELES (AP), That is right, Michael Jackson is, indeed, not dead. It was all a hoax, but a smartly laid out one. Jackson, who appeared to suffer cardiac arrest, had it all planned out from the beginning.
We are told that it started when Michael met little Johnny Crabcakes in a local Los Angeles park. The two had instant bonding. They did everything together that day, they rested, they played 2-man-stationary-below-waist-only-tag, they played some basketball -- things were great between the two.
Unfortunately, Johnny was diagnosed with cancer a few days later and was placed in Los Angeles Hospital.
We asked our local expert on celebrity news, history, statistics, archeology, and some other shit we're not supposed to mention, Pruane2forever, for more information.
"[Johnny Crabcakes and Michael Jackson] really hit it off well. You could tell it was a man-boy love from the start. But do I think that Jackson was in the relationship just for pedophilicious sex? Of course not. These two had REAL chemistry."
"It is in my views," he added, "that Jackson faked the cardiac arrest to gain entrance to Los Angeles Hospital. It was all a plot to see Johnny."
And Jackson's wish came true, as he was placed in room 1019, rooming with who but little Johnny Crabcakes.
"It was great. Johnny wouldn't want anything more than to waste his final white blood cells while spending time with his pal, Michael," Taylor Crabcakes, Johnny's mom, chimed in.
It appears that Michael's creepy antics worked out today for him and his victim.
"Johnny had a smile from ear to ear when he saw Michael rolled into the room unconcious," stated his doctor, Plethora Oweed M.D.
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WTF is this?! :shock: :?:
sorry if is already posted
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Hmm I'm sorry but this looks like a bit of BS to me :oops:
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This seems to be one of these sick stories that is circulating at the moment.
It's rubbish. It's designed to upset Michael's fans.
Don't pay any attention to it.
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this is crap it has no place here :evil:
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This seems to be one of these sick stories that is circulating at the moment.
It's rubbish. It's designed to upset Michael's fans.
Don't pay any attention to it.
totally agree!!
WHY? why on earth do people do this!! i just don't get it.. seriously.. what is the point.. :roll:
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Okay that is sick, some people are really sick!
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not worth reading horrible
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I had read it ....... nothing worth :evil:
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The part where they mention about MJ and JohnnyCrabcakes, I read that before. I am not sure if it is in that Unmasked book about MJ or somewhere else. A book full of lies in regards to him having these so called homosexual affairs(which I know he didn't). More junk and stupid. When I read that part in the book I just closed it up. I don't even see how this book even sold. But just another way to make money.
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Monumentally disgusting trash..actually the slime below the trash..
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I hope they will burn in hell :evil: :evil: Sick, twisted people :evil:
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[quoteactually the slime below the trash..][/quote]
LOL!!!! :lol:
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The video was interesting. Wow!
Yeah, I saw V for Vendetta. That man was something else. He was no joke with the knives. :lol:
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We asked our local expert on celebrity news, history, statistics, archeology, and some other shit we're not supposed to mention, Pruane2forever, for more information
Lol, and this person is so intelligent to be able to report about every topic? Lmao!!
Bs
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I did go to the TMZ site and most definitely MJ is not on the site as one who is dead. The last I saw was Sarah Fawcett, if I am writing her name correctly. It says June 25th, then i clicked on the older posts to see if it is on the next page and nothing the last thing was about Tiger Woods and Ed McMahon. hmmmmmm!
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Uhhh....LOL! I jacked her name all up..It's Farrah Fawcett.
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What a sick article. :evil:
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Souza and Mo,
Please remove this article, it is utterly disgusting and has no place here, IMHO.
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Something somewhere in these people's heads went terribly wrong.
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This seems to be one of these sick stories that is circulating at the moment.
It's rubbish. It's designed to upset Michael's fans.
Don't pay any attention to it.
Agree :evil:
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Crabcake! yeah, of course!
What a crap! :D
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sorry i didn't want to annoy you but...i found it and i wanted to show you too because it seemed to me to be a fu*kin' lie...but i just needed your opinion too..
then...sorry for posting it. :oops: :oops: