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Title: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on September 23, 2018, 07:10:20 PM
WTF how long is this feasting going to be?  :Thinking: Going for a world record or what? Time to check back in.  :Clock:

<- my face right now
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: skyways on September 24, 2018, 12:39:44 AM
What did you talkimghabout dear? Patiemceisthewertue😄🔥🔥💥💀
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on September 24, 2018, 07:46:35 AM
Gonna be the world's largest  :Poo:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: trublu on September 24, 2018, 07:54:33 AM
Ha ha I agree

(https://media.tenor.com/images/26526038c978fb75ea14b52b0855c415/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: mimixoxo3 on November 10, 2018, 01:55:21 PM
omg ( i havent heard about this) will this be a concert? Imagine if Paris like performs one of micheals songs ( that would be Insane)
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on November 14, 2018, 07:14:29 PM
On nom nom, who's hungry?  :Drooling:

(https://community.michaeljacksonhoaxforum.com/gallery/images/2018/11/14/IMG_20181115_002158.jpg)
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: EverywhereASign on November 15, 2018, 11:29:53 AM
That little hamburglar has stolen them ! HE should face harsh punishments for this, expiring big MAc's are e-mazing...  :Drooling:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on November 15, 2018, 12:13:09 PM
That little hamburglar has stolen them ! HE should face harsh punishments for this, expiring big MAc's are e-mazing...  :Drooling:

Should have come and snatched them like a thief in the night!  :Ninja:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on November 15, 2018, 02:29:14 PM
That little hamburglar has stolen them ! HE should face harsh punishments for this, expiring big MAc's are e-mazing...  :Drooling:

E-mazing indeed! And you didn't get any!  :Loser:
(https://community.michaeljacksonhoaxforum.com/gallery/images/2018/11/15/IMG_20181115_1959192.jpg)
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on November 17, 2018, 04:35:11 AM
I have two e-mazing expiring big Macs in the fridge. Do I wait for a ninja or do I eat them?  :Thinking: :Thinking: :Thinking:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on November 17, 2018, 11:18:52 AM
I have two e-mazing expiring big Macs in the fridge.

Oops, they gone!  :Sacred: :Big-Grin: :Loser:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on December 03, 2018, 08:11:47 AM
What deal? What's the deal? Send me your list and meeting point after you paypal me your doekoes. I ain't gonna settle in court for 25%  :Ninja:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on December 03, 2018, 08:13:09 AM
p.s. I will be in Tinychat to take your order.
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on January 14, 2019, 06:20:36 PM
Earth to Michael, please check in.
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on January 14, 2019, 08:36:42 PM
(https://community.michaeljacksonhoaxforum.com/gallery/images/2019/01/14/FB_IMG_1547515826765.jpg)

ORLY??    :Drooling:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on January 21, 2019, 10:19:00 AM
 :Thinking: :Thinking: :Thinking:  :on-the-Phone:  :Clock: :Sun:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on March 12, 2019, 12:09:59 PM
 :Goodbye: :Crying2:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on April 04, 2019, 03:59:36 PM
So no more Big Macs  :Angry: :Angry:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on May 31, 2019, 06:44:19 AM
You HAVE to watch this, I nearly pissed myself: https://www.facebook.com/pearl.j.pearl.7/videos/10161855208340204/  :Loser:

I have TC open, in case that brain block is gone. I'll try to be nice  :Silly:

Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: trublu on May 31, 2019, 06:50:28 AM
Oh JFC.

Haven't you heard of trigger warnings Souza??

 :Poo: :Scared: :Laughing:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on May 31, 2019, 07:01:28 AM
 :Big-Grin: :Big-Grin: :Laughing: :Clown:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: skyways on May 31, 2019, 01:15:15 PM
😂👅💥😇😅👍😂
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: skyways on June 04, 2019, 12:18:25 PM
http://www.mjvibe.com/discovery-to-set-a-new-michael-jacksons-documentary/
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on July 11, 2019, 12:44:00 PM
(https://community.michaeljacksonhoaxforum.com/gallery/images/2019/07/11/annoyingshit.jpg)

Flipped and found 2 differences.

I want:
McKroket
McChicken
Big Mac
2 Iced Frappé White Chocolade Raspberry

Thank you.
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: trublu on July 11, 2019, 12:58:57 PM
His hand is placed differently on his chin as well.

And what is with the middle one looking like he's 4 month til his due date?! Sorry must just be the angle, I just never noticed that before..
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on July 11, 2019, 02:14:31 PM
HAHAHAHAHA that is a reflection of an arm  :Laughing: :Laughing: :Laughing: :Laughing:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: trublu on July 11, 2019, 02:29:39 PM
Oh okay... Sorry Michael if ever you see this lol   :Silly:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: TooBAD on July 13, 2019, 10:13:57 AM
HQ:
(https://i.ibb.co/vJWDvfV/Ygbq.jpg) (https://ibb.co/9q0G3Bc)
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on July 13, 2019, 11:41:27 AM
HQ:
(https://i.ibb.co/vJWDvfV/Ygbq.jpg) (https://ibb.co/9q0G3Bc)

Awesome, just what I needed. A high res picture of that annoying thing hahahahaha. There goes my differences. Found a new one though.
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: TooBAD on July 13, 2019, 01:26:04 PM
I also noticed that the LQ pic distorts some parts like the hair. What's the new difference you found?
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: trublu on July 16, 2019, 07:25:10 PM
What I think regarding the mirror picture:

The pic on the left (pic 1) and the pic on the right (pic 2) are separate images. The pic on the left is NOT a reflection of the pic on the right. The "brothers" on the left pic are standing next to each other (brother is cut off on the edge, hence why his head is turned in the other direction). The brothers in the picture on the right are standing opposite each other. In pic 1 the mirror is facing the MJ's. In pic 2 the mirror is to the left hand side of only 1 MJ. See how only 1 of the MJs has a reflection??

Pic 1
(https://i.ibb.co/DgySB6j/IMG-20190717-001330.jpg)

Pic 2
(https://i.ibb.co/bHXhWGB/IMG-20190717-001359.jpg)


Do I qualify for recruitment into the CIA yet??
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on July 21, 2019, 11:39:50 AM
How many pints did you get?? Feasting on ice cream today! Then  :Vomit: :Poo:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on August 10, 2019, 09:21:28 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q_ZzBGPdqE
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: trublu on August 28, 2019, 11:04:00 AM
Look at Faul McCartney trying to outshine John! Lol  :Laughing:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on September 12, 2019, 07:25:31 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=horRWtbAJoI
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: skyways on September 16, 2019, 02:27:47 PM
"👍,,
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on September 29, 2019, 10:43:37 AM
I DID NOT GO OFFLINE. I WAS TEACHING. :Nerd:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on September 30, 2019, 06:59:49 AM
Not funny.
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on October 14, 2019, 09:06:19 PM
(https://www.michaeljacksonhoaxforum.com/gallery/images/2019/10/14/nearlydead.jpg)
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: Omnia munda mundis on October 14, 2019, 10:39:39 PM
I'll be like that tree MJ climbed during the Northridge Earthquake of '94.
Just there...same spot...waiting....for hundreds of years.
Rain, hail...earthquakes, tornadoes, tsunamis or shine.
Just there. Waiting.


Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on October 18, 2019, 10:54:17 AM
Man this is taking a long ass time...  :Yawn:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on October 18, 2019, 11:21:46 AM
"Just call my name and I'll be there"

^^ don't be a liar!

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: Omnia munda mundis on October 22, 2019, 09:27:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhTvifGShw4
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: Omnia munda mundis on October 22, 2019, 09:39:31 AM
Is the guest of honour going to pop the champagne for the ten year anniversary of the website?
Or is he going to be fashionably, fashionably late to his own parrtayy?
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on October 22, 2019, 09:41:48 AM
Is the guest of honour going to pop the champagne for the ten year anniversary of the website?
Or is he going to be fashionably, fashionably late to his own parrtayy?

I forgot to invite him.  :Laughing: :Laughing: :Laughing:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: Omnia munda mundis on October 22, 2019, 10:07:38 AM
Is the guest of honour going to pop the champagne for the ten year anniversary of the website?
Or is he going to be fashionably, fashionably late to his own parrtayy?

I forgot to invite him.  :Laughing: :Laughing: :Laughing:

Hahahaha ooops
So do we blame you Souza if he doesn't come back soon?  :Laughing:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on October 22, 2019, 11:02:55 AM
Hell no, that's on him!  :Laughing:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on November 02, 2019, 05:08:40 AM
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

It's too crazy to ride it (yeah, yeah)
Too pricey to eat it  (yeah, yeah)
Thrown out of the sadle (yeah, yeah)
And my ass starts hurtin' (yeah, yeah)

I took my horsey to the doctor
With an attitude, but nothing he found
By the time he left the stables
He said it just was a clown

I am always tryin' to ride my 'spensive horsey
Screamin', cussin', cryin'
Sayin' you just wanna be startin' somethin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

It's too crazy to ride it (yeah, yeah)
Too pricey to eat it (yeah, yeah)
Thrown out of the sadle (yeah, yeah)
And my balls start hurtin' (yeah, yeah)

I love to pretend that I'm good
While I sport my shiny riding boots
But I can't ride for a second
Cuz its hoofs became a weapon

I am always tryin' to ride but I am cryin'
Screamin', cussin', dyin'
These bucks, they get me flyin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

It's too crazy to ride it (yeah, yeah)
Too pricey to eat it (yeah, yeah)
Thrown out of the sadle (yeah, yeah)
And my ass start hurtin' (yeah, yeah)

You're a hamburger, you're a hamburger
Still I hate you, you're a hamburger
You're just a buffet, you're a hamburger
I'll eat off of you, if you don't make me a vegetable

I am always talkin'
When nobody else is talkin'
Playing pranks and trolling people
So God made my horsey lethal

I am always tryin' to ride my 'spensive horsey
Screamin', cussin', cryin'
Sayin' you just wanna be startin' somethin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

It's too crazy to ride it (yeah, yeah)
Too pricey to eat it (yeah, yeah)
Thrown out of the sadle (yeah, yeah)
And my big ego start hurtin' (yeah, yeah)

You're a hamburger, you're a hamburger
Still I hate you, you're a hamburger
You're just a buffet, you're a hamburger
I'll eat off of you, if you don't make me a vegetable

If I cant ride my horsey (yeah, yeah)
Then I shouldn't have a horsey (yeah, yeah)
And I shouldn't think maybe (yeah, yeah)
If I can't ride my horsey (yeah, yeah)

I'll be always tryin'
To ride him without flyin'
Screaming', cussin', cryin'
Then break my neck and dyin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

It's too crazy to ride it (yeah, yeah)
Too pricey to eat it (yeah, yeah)
Thrown out of the sadle (yeah, yeah)
And your balls start hurtin' (yeah, yeah)

I should get my head out off my ass
And scream out to the chat
I know there is someone
Who actually knows what to do
No pony can hurt me then
Because I know it's true
Yes, I think I'm 30 still
But that's far from the truth

I'm a cowboy, ma ma se
Ma ma sa, please help me Sou
Ma ma se, ma ma sa
please help me Sou
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: skyways on November 04, 2019, 12:14:57 PM
Whatisitbabe😨😱😂🙏
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on November 06, 2019, 10:56:54 AM
 :Clock: :Yawn: :Sleeping2:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: EverywhereASign on November 08, 2019, 06:39:40 AM
(https://www.michaeljacksonhoaxforum.com/gallery/images/2019/10/14/nearlydead.jpg)

Q-tard ???
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on November 08, 2019, 07:16:17 AM
(https://www.michaeljacksonhoaxforum.com/gallery/images/2019/10/14/nearlydead.jpg)

Q-tard ???

Wanna fight? I will flip you upside down with my little pinkie.  :Ninja:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: Omnia munda mundis on November 11, 2019, 11:36:33 PM
Quote
I took my horsey to the doctor
With an attitude, but nothing he found
By the time he left the stables

 :Laughing: :Laughing:

Uhhhh I honestly thought this was the actual lyrics.  :Big-Grin:
And that I just didn't realise it.
I only caught on when I saw the next line.
The line about the clown haha.  :Clown:

I know nothing about this man.
Hoax has me broken, by Michael of the Jacksons.




Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on November 22, 2019, 11:47:54 AM
?? For Baked or mashed potatoes?
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on November 27, 2019, 08:08:57 AM
Get yo boney ass in Discord, pronto.  :Clock:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on December 12, 2019, 02:55:33 PM
Fixed it. Will send invoice later. Forum + Discord now accessible from main homepage and portal both on desktop and mobile.

No more lame excuses  :Yawn: :Sleeping2:

 :Loser:
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: ~Souza~ on December 24, 2019, 04:55:09 PM
Merry Christmas you filthy animal!
Title: Re: World Record feasting?
Post by: skyways on December 24, 2019, 11:04:33 PM
🎄🐸
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