Misheard Michael Jackson Lyrics!

[YoungNewMJFan]

Man, I can't even remember what I used to sing I've sang the right lyrics so many times now xD But I know Smooth Criminal was the WORST xD

[MichaelJacksonsWendy]

Oh my goodness.

BILLIE JEAN (this was my cousins misheard but its soo funny i hadda post it)
Misheard: Jesus ioned the wine
Actual: She says i am the one

Misheard: But the cheetahs mugged my son
Actual: But the kid is not my son

***Oh yeah and
TDCAU

Misheard: If Roosevelt was livid, he wouldnt let his pee longer
Actual: If Roosevelt was living, he wouldnt let this be  no no

[jacilovesmichael]

haaaaaaaahahaha...this is all too funny!!!

I always thought it was "So I've learned that loves an opposition" in She's Out Of My Life..when really it's "Love is not possession".. an opposition?! What would that even mean?! lol!

Speaking of which, I just got "Love is not possession" tattooed on my ribs in pretty cursive letters tonight! In honor of Michael and everything he's taught me in my life and as a little inside joke with myself of hearing the wrong lyrics  

[mjthelegendlives]

Who is it...the part when he says "she just up and ran away"...I swear he sounds like he's saying "she just "effin" ran away"

[Datroot]

Keep on to the bus stop, don't stop 'til you get enough.

The shed is not my son (Billy Jean)

When I was a kid, I always thought, in I wan't you back, MJ was singing -  every street you walk on I leave a stain on the ground.

[MichaelJacksonsWendy]

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[naomifury]

Wanna Be Startin' Something:

You're a nasty booooy, you're a nasty booooy. & they haaate yooou. You're A Nasty Booooy.
Mama Say Mama Sahh Ma Ma Who Sah! Don't Judge Me!I Was A Kid!---LOL J/K ROFL  :lol:

Oh don't feel bad, my mom told me that she used to think they were sayin "ima stand on the side of michael's house". I thought she was crazy but if you actually listen to it...it sounds like it hahaa

[MichaelJacksonsWendy]

Wanna Be Startin' Something:

You're a nasty booooy, you're a nasty booooy. & they haaate yooou. You're A Nasty Booooy.
Mama Say Mama Sahh Ma Ma Who Sah! Don't Judge Me!I Was A Kid!---LOL J/K ROFL  :lol:

Oh don't feel bad, my mom told me that she used to think they were sayin "ima stand on the side of michael's house". I thought she was crazy but if you actually listen to it...it sounds like it hahaa

OMG OMG OMG AHAHA! i can hear haha...kinda!