Hoax Dictionary.....a place to list hoaxy words and phrases and their meaning

[Australian MJ BeLIEver]

bashit

bashir

lol

[RK]

I have one:

Trojan Horse Jockeys.

But I am not sure what they are  /white flag/

Hi bindupbrokenhearted. hmm. Well we could ask Mr Front for his definition of this one, but while we are waiting. I say we just jump in and give it a shot
trojan horse jockey clowns.........
fakers /trolls  pretending to be insiders whose real intent is to destroy peoples faith and belief..... derived from the trojan horse story used for  the conquest of Troy from Homer's Illiad. They come calling bearing gifts, or in hoax terms, inside information only to be welcomed in and then wreak havok on the unsuspecting hoaxer.

fake fan..........a fan who proves themselves to be a fake by belittling and bad mouthing MJ's family

[RK]

discombobulated..........to be thrown into a state of confusion

[bindupbrokenhearted]

I have one:

Trojan Horse Jockeys.

But I am not sure what they are  /white flag/

Hi bindupbrokenhearted. hmm. Well we could ask Mr Front for his definition of this one, but while we are waiting. I say we just jump in and give it a shot
trojan horse jockey clowns.........
fakers /trolls  pretending to be insiders whose real intent is to destroy peoples faith and belief..... derived from the trojan horse story used for  the conquest of Troy from Homer's Illiad. They come calling bearing gifts, or in hoax terms, inside information only to be welcomed in and then wreak havok on the unsuspecting hoaxer.

fake fan..........a fan who proves themselves to be a fake by belittling and bad mouthing MJ's family

Thanks RK!  IMHO, that seems like a very reasonable definition.  bearhug

[Adi]

ASSuming: Talking out one's ass whilst making shit up with no evidence to back it up.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[RK]

ASSuming: Talking out one's ass whilst making shit up with no evidence to back it up.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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and dats da troot!!!!!
:lol mj_dance/

[RK]

perimeter sharks.............killers/scavengers awaiting their opportunity in the wings

[RK]

coincidence........a lazy place holder for reasoning

blowback...........an espionage term for the unintended consequences of a covert operation

[BeTheChange]

"Hoax-ified" (kinda like 'electrified') ~ being 'wired' to the hoax
(I think WishingStar once did a list of how to tell if you are  :lol:)

"BAM-tastic" (a spinoff of fantastic lol) ~ something that is really great

I'll add on if I think of more.

Great thread RK  ::P

With L.O.V.E. always.

Sounds like something I'd write, lol!  I may have to go looking for that one  :lol:

Blessings

I found it!!!!   /woohoo/

It's a little like Jeff Foxworthy's: You Might Be a Red Neck If........

You might be Hoax-ified if:

-you see faces in slices of BAM cake

-you add gematria letter numbering in your sleep......and it means something, lol

-when an ambulance or fire truck passes by, you can't help but get the urge to pull out your camera and try to take a picture through a dark window.

-you wake up adding numbers of dates

-your morning coffee goes cold because you keep reading the threads

-your evening coffee goes cold because you keep reading the threads

-every time you see Jane Valez you think, "....OMG, that's Michael!"

and the classic...You might be totally hoax-ified if:

-you can relate eggnog to Michael Jackson's Death Trial  (cue hoax music, lol)

*If you can't laugh, you will never know tears of joy, only those of sorrow.
~ Wishingstar

LMAO Wish...we could probably add some more to the list.

With L.O.V.E. always.

[BeTheChange]

"Puppet commentators" and/or "Tabloid Trash ASSociates"

People who...

[...]hide their intentions/names/sources behind "anonymous" smokescreens --- yet their little "facts" constantly spew from their mouths like diarrhea.

(^^^courtesy of Front  8-))

With L.O.V.E. always.

[wishingstar]

"Hoax-ified" (kinda like 'electrified') ~ being 'wired' to the hoax
(I think WishingStar once did a list of how to tell if you are  :lol:)

"BAM-tastic" (a spinoff of fantastic lol) ~ something that is really great

I'll add on if I think of more.

Great thread RK  ::P

With L.O.V.E. always.

Sounds like something I'd write, lol!  I may have to go looking for that one  :lol:

Blessings

I found it!!!!   /woohoo/

It's a little like Jeff Foxworthy's: You Might Be a Red Neck If........

You might be Hoax-ified if:

-you see faces in slices of BAM cake

-you add gematria letter numbering in your sleep......and it means something, lol

-when an ambulance or fire truck passes by, you can't help but get the urge to pull out your camera and try to take a picture through a dark window.

-you wake up adding numbers of dates

-your morning coffee goes cold because you keep reading the threads

-your evening coffee goes cold because you keep reading the threads

-every time you see Jane Valez you think, "....OMG, that's Michael!"

and the classic...You might be totally hoax-ified if:

-you can relate eggnog to Michael Jackson's Death Trial  (cue hoax music, lol)

*If you can't laugh, you will never know tears of joy, only those of sorrow.
~ Wishingstar

LMAO Wish...we could probably add some more to the list.

With L.O.V.E. always.

You are SO funny.........thank you for searching this one out, LOL!
Here are a few:
You might be Hoax-ified if:

-the words "forum down" sends chills down your spine

-you spell out "death hoax" with your Alpha-Bit breakfast cereal

-your magic 8 Ball says, "enough already-he's alive!"

-the words Back & Front are now standard proper nouns

and finally, you might be Hoax-ified if:

-you think to yourself, "Michael can't BAM yet....I still have 10 pounds to lose!"

Thank you.....I'll be here all week, and then some!  :lol:
Sorry to stray from the dictionary for moment....
Hope you guys are having a wonderful day......
LOVE & Blessings

[RK]

malevolent manipulators of the masses......................media

[SimPattyK]

lmao  :lol: :lol: this is a GREAT topic!

thank you RK for starting it! ;)

[YouRnotAlone7]

After reading this, I am Mag Funked for sure!     lolol/

[RK]

Puppets for payolla.......

Conspiratola........conspiracy authored by the devil....tommy matola
Nancy Disgrace.........nancy grace
dianne demon.....dianne  dimond
all wrong...gloria albright
fried chicken flippin floppin fried man........roger friedman
george 'orwell' bushit.....bush