LOL Now Janet is missing..

[Jos]

JANET JACKSON MISSING! | Weekly World News     :)

[MaryK]

Spoof but funny  :icon_mrgreen:

[SimPattyK]

My belly hurts from all the laughing these days.
This turns from a THRILLER into a crazy COMEDY!!  :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

I think they all go to visit Michael one by one  :thjajaja121: They pretend to be missing while they see Michael. Then come back and the next one goes "missing". Wonder who's next!?  :thjajaja121:

JANET JACKSON MISSING! | Weekly World News By World Weekly News - The World's Only Reliable News - :thjajaja121:
"Sources close to Jermaine say that he fears "Paris and her henchmen" have
done "something awful" to Janet."  :thjajaja121:
"Diana Ross has agreed to mediate in the Jackson Family Feud,
but Paris had this to say about that, "who the hell is Diana Ross?"" :thjajaja121:
"Meanwhile, Michael prays for peace in his family:"  :icon_eek: :icon_question: :animal0017: :thjajaja121:
"If you have information on the whereabouts of Janet Jackson please contact WWN immediately..."  :thjajaja121:
WHY NOT contact the POLICE !!??  :thjajaja121:

[paula-c]

Meanwhile, Michael prays for peace in his family: :icon_eek: :icon_lol:

[MJonmind]

Notice the ad on each side?  T-rex and little sweet lamb!   :thjajaja121: :icon_lol: :thjajaja121: :icon_lol: :judge-smiley: :ghsdf:

[wishingstar]

Anyone check the spa in AZ?

[Andrea]

Anyone check the spa in AZ?

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

[SimPattyK]

Anyone check the spa in AZ?

AZ...or maybe OZ ??  :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

[blankie]

Anyone check the spa in AZ?

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :smiley-vault-misc-150: :icon_lol:

The Real Reason Janet Jackson Joined Siblings In Plot To Overthrow The Executors of Michael's Estate | Radar Online

[wishingstar]

Anyone check the spa in AZ?

AZ...or maybe OZ ??  :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

:thjajaja121:

I think the spa might be over run with hoaxers after bam....what do you gals & guys think.....
Post-Bam retreat at the spa?  I think they could come up with some fun some treatments
for us:

TS's Re-directive Yoga.......redirect the stress of hoaxer life

Front's Facial Peel......peel away the layers of an overly pursed forehead/brow from all the WTF moments

Back's Body Wrap.....*helicopter ride optional

TMZ Mud Bath.......using only the purest dirt available

Triple 7 Aromatherapy Session........7 herbs, 7 spices, 7 essential oils for 1 relaxing 17 minute session

Death Hoax Hot Spring..........complete with a set of embroidered bath towels with member name

OK...this just proves I am in need of a break!  LOL....oh well.......
Blessings Always
:)

[Love4Michael]

 :thjajaja121: :thjajaja121: :thjajaja121:

:th_bravo:

[susie58777]

I think the spa might be over run with hoaxers after bam....what do you gals & guys think.....
Post-Bam retreat at the spa?  I think they could come up with some fun some treatments
for us:

TS's Re-directive Yoga.......redirect the stress of hoaxer life

Front's Facial Peel......peel away the layers of an overly pursed forehead/brow from all the WTF moments

Back's Body Wrap.....*helicopter ride optional

TMZ Mud Bath.......using only the purest dirt available

Triple 7 Aromatherapy Session........7 herbs, 7 spices, 7 essential oils for 1 relaxing 17 minute session

Death Hoax Hot Spring..........complete with a set of embroidered bath towels with member name

OK...this just proves I am in need of a break!  LOL....oh well.......
Blessings Always

:thjajaja121: :thjajaja121: :thjajaja121: :thjajaja121: :TongueOutSmiley:

Thanks for the laughs...!  Maybe you need some rest too, the spa maybe?..LOL

[RK]

Anyone check the spa in AZ?

AZ...or maybe OZ ??  :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

:thjajaja121:

I think the spa might be over run with hoaxers after bam....what do you gals & guys think.....
Post-Bam retreat at the spa?  I think they could come up with some fun some treatments
for us:

TS's Re-directive Yoga.......redirect the stress of hoaxer life

Front's Facial Peel......peel away the layers of an overly pursed forehead/brow from all the WTF moments

Back's Body Wrap.....*helicopter ride optional

TMZ Mud Bath.......using only the purest dirt available

Triple 7 Aromatherapy Session........7 herbs, 7 spices, 7 essential oils for 1 relaxing 17 minute session

Death Hoax Hot Spring..........complete with a set of embroidered bath towels with member name

OK...this just proves I am in need of a break!  LOL....oh well.......
Blessings Always
:)

Wishy...it's gonna need more than that. I no longer have regular sleep patterns. I work, then spend the rest of the available day / night on here.....I now become wide eyed awake at night ....all night..... I'm going to need something to knock me out so I can get some shut-eye after this is all over. What would you suggest?

[SimPattyK]

Anyone check the spa in AZ?

AZ...or maybe OZ ??  :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

:thjajaja121:

I think the spa might be over run with hoaxers after bam....what do you gals & guys think.....
Post-Bam retreat at the spa?  I think they could come up with some fun some treatments
for us:

TS's Re-directive Yoga.......redirect the stress of hoaxer life

Front's Facial Peel......peel away the layers of an overly pursed forehead/brow from all the WTF moments

Back's Body Wrap.....*helicopter ride optional

TMZ Mud Bath.......using only the purest dirt available

Triple 7 Aromatherapy Session........7 herbs, 7 spices, 7 essential oils for 1 relaxing 17 minute session

Death Hoax Hot Spring..........complete with a set of embroidered bath towels with member name

OK...this just proves I am in need of a break!  LOL....oh well.......
Blessings Always
:)

LMFAO !!  :thjajaja121: I'm choking here!  :thjajaja121:

I vote for Wishy President (of the OZ Spa) ! you're a genius!!  :bearhug:

[SimPattyK]

[...]
Wishy...it's gonna need more than that. I no longer have regular sleep patterns. I work, then spend the rest of the available day / night on here.....I now become wide eyed awake at night ....all night..... I'm going to need something to knock me out so I can get some shut-eye after this is all over. What would you suggest?

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