DYKSTRA, MURRAY, DEBARGE JAILBIRD HOMIES!

[Andrea]

DYKSTRA, MURRAY, DEBARGE
JAILBIRD HOMIES!
5/6/2012 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Conrad Murray and James DeBarge just got a new friend -- Lenny Dykstra is now held up next to them in the L.A. County Jail's celebrity wing.

Dykstra -- who is serving time for assault with a deadly weapon and lewd conduct -- joins the doctor and the singer in the slammer, and we're told at times it has gotten downright raunchy.

We're told Dykstra sometimes puts a sheet over his head -- for fun -- pokes a hole around the waste area and sticks his "baseball bat" through the hole ... for the amusement of anyone who dares to look.

Debarge's lawyer, Spencer Vodnoy, tells TMZ ... Murray and DeBarge are now best buds, and they make fun of Dykstra and his perverted past-time pleasures.

But all good things must come to an end.  DeBarge is getting out in a few days.

Looks like it's time for batting practice, Conrad.

Lenny Dykstra, Conrad Murray, James Debarge -- Jailbird Homies | TMZ.com

[RK]

Who is this Dykstra?  I've never heard of him possibly because I don't watch television or news stations.  Hey TMZ......I take it that Conrad is over his cat food diet diarreah? Something sure smells fishy with these stories.

[AKHTONI]

We're told Dykstra sometimes puts a sheet over his head -- for fun -- pokes a hole around the waste area and sticks his "baseball bat" through the hole ... for the amusement of anyone who dares to look.

:icon_bounce: baseball bat is allowed in jail  :icon_eek: soon we hear CM dead . that's a mental hospital not jail  :D

but who is this dykstra?

off topic: @RK you are so talented at the age of 2 you know how to use the internet. god bless you  :icon_lol:

[Ijustcantstoplovingu]

We're told Dykstra sometimes puts a sheet over his head -- for fun -- pokes a hole around the waste area and sticks his "baseball bat" through the hole ... for the amusement of anyone who dares to look.

:icon_bounce: baseball bat is allowed in jail  :icon_eek: soon we hear CM dead . that's a mental hospital not jail  :D

but who is this dykstra?

off topic: @RK you are so talented at the age of 2 you know how to use the internet. god bless you  :icon_lol:

:icon_redface: I am thinking that the story is mentioning a quite different kind of "baseball bat" the kind which is attached to the male body and can be used in a lewd act! if you follow my drift here, sorry to be so graphic, I think they are refering to his pushing his "pen*s" through the hole, not a real base ball bat :icon_redface: :icon_redface: :icon_redface: :icon_redface:  I may be wrong of course, but the word can have two meanings in english.  just sayin  :icon_eek:

[suspicious mind]

apparently the reason the dude is in there is for revealing himself to people hired as housekeepers or something. don't know where the sheet idea plays in , maybe the guy is racist ( i do not know this , is just a connection to the sheet with holes) oh yeah and he is a ball player.