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World Record feasting?

Started by ~Souza~, September 23, 2018, 06:10:20 PM

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WTF how long is this feasting going to be?  :Thinking: Going for a world record or what? Time to check back in.  :Clock:

<- my face right now

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Omnia munda mundis

Quote from: ~Souza~ on October 22, 2019, 08:41:48 AM

Quote from: Omnia munda mundis on October 22, 2019, 08:39:31 AM

Is the guest of honour going to pop the champagne for the ten year anniversary of the website?
Or is he going to be fashionably, fashionably late to his own parrtayy?

I forgot to invite him.  :Laughing: :Laughing: :Laughing:
Hahahaha ooops
So do we blame you Souza if he doesn't come back soon?  :Laughing:

~Souza~Topic starter

Hell no, that's on him!  :Laughing:


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November 02, 2019, 04:08:40 AM #47 Last Edit: November 03, 2019, 04:33:07 AM by ~Souza~

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

It's too crazy to ride it (yeah, yeah)
Too pricey to eat it  (yeah, yeah)
Thrown out of the sadle (yeah, yeah)
And my ass starts hurtin' (yeah, yeah)

I took my horsey to the doctor
With an attitude, but nothing he found
By the time he left the stables
He said it just was a clown

I am always tryin' to ride my 'spensive horsey
Screamin', cussin', cryin'
Sayin' you just wanna be startin' somethin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

It's too crazy to ride it (yeah, yeah)
Too pricey to eat it (yeah, yeah)
Thrown out of the sadle (yeah, yeah)
And my balls start hurtin' (yeah, yeah)

I love to pretend that I'm good
While I sport my shiny riding boots
But I can't ride for a second
Cuz its hoofs became a weapon

I am always tryin' to ride but I am cryin'
Screamin', cussin', dyin'
These bucks, they get me flyin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

It's too crazy to ride it (yeah, yeah)
Too pricey to eat it (yeah, yeah)
Thrown out of the sadle (yeah, yeah)
And my ass start hurtin' (yeah, yeah)

You're a hamburger, you're a hamburger
Still I hate you, you're a hamburger
You're just a buffet, you're a hamburger
I'll eat off of you, if you don't make me a vegetable

I am always talkin'
When nobody else is talkin'
Playing pranks and trolling people
So God made my horsey lethal

I am always tryin' to ride my 'spensive horsey
Screamin', cussin', cryin'
Sayin' you just wanna be startin' somethin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

It's too crazy to ride it (yeah, yeah)
Too pricey to eat it (yeah, yeah)
Thrown out of the sadle (yeah, yeah)
And my big ego start hurtin' (yeah, yeah)

You're a hamburger, you're a hamburger
Still I hate you, you're a hamburger
You're just a buffet, you're a hamburger
I'll eat off of you, if you don't make me a vegetable

If I cant ride my horsey (yeah, yeah)
Then I shouldn't have a horsey (yeah, yeah)
And I shouldn't think maybe (yeah, yeah)
If I can't ride my horsey (yeah, yeah)

I'll be always tryin'
To ride him without flyin'
Screaming', cussin', cryin'
Then break my neck and dyin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

It's too crazy to ride it (yeah, yeah)
Too pricey to eat it (yeah, yeah)
Thrown out of the sadle (yeah, yeah)
And your balls start hurtin' (yeah, yeah)

I should get my head out off my ass
And scream out to the chat
I know there is someone
Who actually knows what to do
No pony can hurt me then
Because I know it's true
Yes, I think I'm 30 still
But that's far from the truth

I'm a cowboy, ma ma se
Ma ma sa, please help me Sou
Ma ma se, ma ma sa
please help me Sou


skyways


~Souza~Topic starter


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Omnia munda mundis

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I took my horsey to the doctor
With an attitude, but nothing he found
By the time he left the stables

:Laughing: :Laughing:

Uhhhh I honestly thought this was the actual lyrics.  :Big-Grin:
And that I just didn't realise it.
I only caught on when I saw the next line.
The line about the clown haha.  :Clown:

I know nothing about this man.
Hoax has me broken, by Michael of the Jacksons.


~Souza~Topic starter

November 22, 2019, 10:47:54 AM #53 Last Edit: November 23, 2019, 06:31:53 AM by ~Souza~

?? For Baked or mashed potatoes?


~Souza~Topic starter

Get yo boney ass in Discord, pronto.  :Clock:


~Souza~Topic starter

Fixed it. Will send invoice later. Forum + Discord now accessible from main homepage and portal both on desktop and mobile.

No more lame excuses  :Yawn: :Sleeping2:

:Loser:


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Merry Christmas you filthy animal!


skyways


~Souza~Topic starter

This thread should be reopened. Burgers in the USA are amazing. The Chicken Bic Mac is back!


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