MJ alien(similar to green thing in WATW)?

[MJmakesmespeechless]

that actually would be awsome, i love that, MJ to replace the statue

If only!!! They SHOULD do that. LOL

[NickJ47]

A SHOCKINGrealization has been discovered - Michael Jackson may have been a human resident.

Everyone assumed Jackson may have been alien, but a regular web surfer, and everyday sillyperson, Arr Sohle, was one day browsing the web for an hour, as she does every other 23 hours of the day, and discovered a private phone call by Michael Jackson to an assumed friend, Shamone.

Jackson states: "That... Shamone, I have confession to make. I can't lie anymore, and I swear I would have told you sooner..." Ms. Shamone replies: "What is it, you know I thought you told me all your darn details, after all you inspired the name ma momma called me!". Jackson makes his revelation: "I... am a human being. I am not an alien." Even more shocking than Mr. Jackson's revelation, Shamone replies: "I know."

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thought i share that if it hasn't yet =]

lol, wut?

[voiceforthesilent]

my[KING]"]RETARDED IS SLANG. OFFENSIVE AND RUDE.

    RETARDED: relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development.

ITS JUST A RUDE WORD. THATS ALL. BUT I JUST REALIZED THE ONE WHO SAID IT WAS 16 AND AT 16 YEAH I PROBABLY SAID STUPID SHIT TOO.

OK, it was not stupid shit.. ok  I just cant believe how someone can be SO freakin stupid to post such thing.. THATS what i meant with retarded so STFU  :x

Please, let's be nice to each other. I don't believe i[MISS]my[KING] meant it the way you took it. Maybe it's an age gap or maybe a language barrier causing the communication problems. IDK. I appreciate your opinion and they are valued but we all need to be sensitive to others because we don't know what they are dealing with in their lives. I remember being corrected for various innocent remarks throughout my life too. We wouldn't know it was offensive if it wasn't pointed out, right? Just my thought...nothing against you or anyone else that used the term.

[wellwisherdoctor]

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