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Joe Jackson's Attorney: Law is a Pain in the Butt

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August 16, 2010, 02:12:02 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by Guest

Joe Jackson's Attorney: Law is a Pain in the Butt
46 minutes ago by TMZ Staff  

Practicing law is a pain in the ass, and Joe Jackson's lawyer is living proof ... because he literally broke his preparing legal docs in the Michael Jackson wrongful death case.

Attorney Brian Oxman was walking down a flight of stairs last week with his MJ appellate brief in hand.  The brief was in response to the judge's threat to toss the wrongful death lawsuit because certain things were not alleged as required by law.

Oxman was going downstairs to hand a brief to the messenger ... when he slipped and fell down the stairs and badly injured himself, forcing him to ask the court for a delay in getting the documents to the court.

For anyone who has practiced law, it's a metaphor for the ages.

anewfan

August 16, 2010, 02:13:25 PM #1 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by Guest

Imagine that! Another delay tactic!!

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~Souza~Topic starter

August 16, 2010, 02:14:12 PM #2 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by Guest

Another delay... And what a BS story, who is going to buy that  :?

voiceforthesilent

August 16, 2010, 02:15:35 PM #3 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by Guest

What are we going to hear next...that it was the ghost of MJ that tripped him? I was wondering how they were going to delay this. Hmm....wonder what the judge will say.

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August 16, 2010, 02:17:52 PM #4 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by Guest


That darn banana peal!  :lol:

"Oxman was going downstairs to hand a brief to the messenger", so his fall scared the shit out of the messenger, and the messenger took off without taking the brief...?  Suuuuuuuure...

jacilovesmichael

August 16, 2010, 02:18:41 PM #5 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by Guest

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

HAHA! This is hilarious. While reading, I was taken back to my 3rd grade creative writing class where we were supposed to write "tall tales"- made up, exaggerated stories that could never happen.

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trublu

August 16, 2010, 02:21:40 PM #6 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by Guest

It's like the whole 'my dog ate my homework' excuse. Well they didn't buy it when I was at school!  :lol:

dejavu

August 16, 2010, 02:22:28 PM #7 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by Guest

Just wait til we heard Joe got a little pissed about something or other and got a little... angry...

Not saying it really happened, but I'm pretty sure people will read it that way...

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JukeBox

August 16, 2010, 02:30:22 PM #8 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by Guest
Quote from: "voiceforthesilent"

What are we going to hear next...that it was the ghost of MJ that tripped him? I was wondering how they were going to delay this. Hmm....wonder what the judge will say.

omg i burst out laughing at your comment! :lol: funny!

Andrea

August 16, 2010, 02:30:52 PM #9 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by Guest

This is hilarious!  I like the "living proof" bit the best...

suspicious mind

August 16, 2010, 02:35:41 PM #10 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by Guest

what would the adventure be without a little slapstick. which stooge is oxman doubleing for larry , curely , or mo ?

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Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars? Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, "I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight," people would say, "Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a single word that comes out of his mouth."

Glinda

August 16, 2010, 02:38:19 PM #11 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by Guest

:mrgreen:

Grace

August 16, 2010, 02:46:17 PM #12 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by Guest

I am so sorry, I ran over this, I HAD to post it (laughing tears over this scientific explanation):

Piriformis Syndrome - A Real Pain in the Butt
http://www.bizymoms.com/expert-advice/Article/Piriformis-Syndrome---A-Real-Pain-in-the-Butt-/303

(... next time I'll have this pain in the behind I'll for sure remember the TMZ pic for the Oxmanformis Syndrome  :lol: )

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Christiana

August 16, 2010, 03:39:53 PM #13 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by Guest

Couldn't have happened to a "nicer" guy.  :twisted:

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suspicious mind

August 16, 2010, 03:48:20 PM #14 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by Guest

if he turns out be one of the good guys we are gonna be so  :oops: :shock:  :lol:

"I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be shrewd as serpents and as innocent as doves."  




Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars? Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, "I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight," people would say, "Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a single word that comes out of his mouth."
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