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Title: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: farhatmjj on June 02, 2010, 07:13:42 AM
So right now i'm in the car on my way to my uncle's house, it's raining outside and Michael is singing "stranger in moscow" in my earphones. I'm having one of those lonely sad days, thinking of Michael, being frustrated!

I was so frustrated that i wanted to punish Michael. I want him to go through the same thing i'm going through. Just this crazy thought came into my mind that when he comes back i want to get him fall in love with me. I want him to love me and get close to me SO much that i would mean everything to him and then i'd fake my death. I will release my autopsy reports to him, i will arrange my funeral, make my family cry false tears, i'll let everyone mourn for a year and celebrate my death anniversaries. I'd do everything to hurt him the way he hurt me. Then i'll reveal myself and see his face.

This probably was the craziest thought i ever had. Tell your crazy punishments you are planning for our little poor Michael fella. :P
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Michaelangela on June 02, 2010, 07:29:01 AM
When he gets back, I'll make him dance for 77 hrs just for us :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: loyalfan on June 02, 2010, 07:38:07 AM
i will make him eat one of my cakes.....ha ha xxxxx
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Michaelangela on June 02, 2010, 07:53:12 AM
Quote from: "loyalfan"
i will make him eat one of my cakes.....ha ha xxxxx


would that be punishment or a treat?
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: RK on June 02, 2010, 11:16:02 AM
I think a fitting punishment would be that Mike has to have all the  member of this hoax forum staying at Neverland together for 2 weeks . Then  he can to answer every question we have regarding this and how he pulled it off and every night he has to sing a few songs for us.
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Speechless_250609 on June 02, 2010, 11:35:56 AM
Quote from: "RK"
I think a fitting punishment would be that Mike has to have all the  member of this hoax forum staying at Neverland together for 2 weeks . Then  he can to answer every question we have regarding this and how he pulled it off and every night he has to sing a few songs for us.

RK, that's a WONDERFUL punishment...I totally agree!!!!  :D
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: this1crazygirl on June 02, 2010, 12:25:13 PM
I'd girl scout knot him into a chair and find his tickle spots until he couldn't laugh anymore... LOL

this would be in private of course  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  8-)
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: jacilovesmichael on June 02, 2010, 12:29:19 PM
Quote from: "Speechless_250609"
Quote from: "RK"
I think a fitting punishment would be that Mike has to have all the  member of this hoax forum staying at Neverland together for 2 weeks . Then  he can to answer every question we have regarding this and how he pulled it off and every night he has to sing a few songs for us.

RK, that's a WONDERFUL punishment...I totally agree!!!!  :D

Love it!! That would be the highlight of my entire life!
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: jacilovesmichael on June 02, 2010, 12:29:59 PM
I'd also like to add though that even though this is a lighthearted thread, I think we should be thanking Michael not punishing him  :)
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Michaelangela on June 02, 2010, 12:59:48 PM
I don't know about you girls but I would love to have a ride on that Neverland train
 chu chu!!!! My son would love it. hMmmmmmm....

Okay, back to planet Earth....
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Tink.I.Am on June 02, 2010, 01:21:53 PM
i would make him eat one of those stupid sunflowers.   :lol:
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: GreenManMakeAChange on June 02, 2010, 04:25:41 PM
Quote from: "Tink.I.Am"
i would make him eat one of those stupid sunflowers.   :lol:
Love this one

I would threaten to sue for emotional distress but end up punishing him with love and kisses.
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: CC on June 02, 2010, 04:33:07 PM
I LEAVE HIM IN MY PADDED CELL WITH MY HUSBAND, ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LAUGH ON MY FACE... THE ONLY ONE WHO IS WITH ME IN THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, BUT SHE IS 8 YEARS OLD... :lol:  SO, SHE BELIEVES EVERYTHING I SAY TO HER! AND MY WORKING PARTNER, WHO IS NOT A FAN...
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: *Mo* on June 02, 2010, 04:45:03 PM
Quote from: "farhatmjj"
I was so frustrated that i wanted to punish Michael. I want him to go through the same thing i'm going through.

Although I understand where your frustration is coming from, I'd like you to keep in mind that Mike went through a whole lot more shit in his life compared to the bit you have been going through for the past 11+ months.  Just sayin'...

He taught me a LOT, I don't feel punished at all by what happened to and in my life after June 25th.  I'm grateful for what he taught me.
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: ForeverTrue on June 02, 2010, 04:50:29 PM
let the ppl on this forum stay at Neverland for a while.. a day at least lol.. that isnt too much to ask..? :)

of course that probably wont happen, but if it DID.. :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Puff on June 02, 2010, 04:55:24 PM
Quote from: "*Mo*"
Quote from: "farhatmjj"
I was so frustrated that i wanted to punish Michael. I want him to go through the same thing i'm going through.

Although I understand where your frustration is coming from, I'd like you to keep in mind that Mike went through a whole lot more shit in his life compared to the bit you have been going through for the past 11+ months.  Just sayin'...

He taught me a LOT, I don't feel punished at all by what happened to and in my life after June 25th.  I'm grateful for what he taught me.


I TOTALLY agree.... We should thank him...... He is teaching us, and he is opening our eyes.. Does he deserve a punishment for that...?
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Stranger In Chi-town on June 02, 2010, 05:43:58 PM
Quote from: "farhatmjj"
So right now i'm in the car on my way to my uncle's house, it's raining outside and Michael is singing "stranger in moscow" in my earphones. I'm having one of those lonely sad days, thinking of Michael, being frustrated!

I was so frustrated that i wanted to punish Michael. I want him to go through the same thing i'm going through. Just this crazy thought came into my mind that when he comes back i want to get him fall in love with me. I want him to love me and get close to me SO much that i would mean everything to him and then i'd fake my death. I will release my autopsy reports to him, i will arrange my funeral, make my family cry false tears, i'll let everyone mourn for a year and celebrate my death anniversaries. I'd do everything to hurt him the way he hurt me. Then i'll reveal myself and see his face.

This probably was the craziest thought i ever had. Tell your crazy punishments you are planning for our little poor Michael fella. :P

I LOVEEE "STRANGER IN MOSCOW"! xD XD xD  :lol:  :)  :)  :D <333
One of my favorite MJ joints (and I have sooo manyy) ;)
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: GreenManMakeAChange on June 02, 2010, 07:14:15 PM
How about tying him to a chair and playing the most annoying little artists for him ever like miley cyrus, justin beiber etc. but knowing him he would like them so much, so I would have to turn them into chipmunks

man I can't think of any ways to punish him, I love him too much and I've done enough of it out of anger in the past year and I'm done with it.  I can think of crazy ways to punish conrad and the others too, I even got a warning on another board one time.
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: loma on June 02, 2010, 08:14:48 PM
Quote from: "loyalfan"
i will make him eat one of my cakes.....ha ha xxxxx
*gasp* You WOULDN'T!
:lol: Jk
I would make him go to an amusement park and ride every ride with me and
hold my hair when I need him to, and ride more riiiides! For 5 days!! LMAO.
I do agree with Mo, but remember, this thread is just for fun!
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: reasonables+luvs+MJ on June 02, 2010, 08:35:27 PM
I'd rather sit in a small room and stare at him for hours, with sunglasses on, and try not to smile! That or make him wear a dress in front of his family! :D
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: GreenManMakeAChange on June 02, 2010, 09:04:22 PM
Quote from: "reasonables+luvs+MJ"
I'd rather sit in a small room and stare at him for hours, with sunglasses on, and try not to smile! That or make him wear a dress in front of his family! :D

where is that diana ross in drag picture of him from the 70's when I need it?
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Hazzely on June 02, 2010, 09:43:16 PM
Quote from: "reasonables+luvs+MJ"
I'd rather sit in a small room and stare at him for hours, with sunglasses on, and try not to smile! That or make him wear a dress in front of his family! :D

Girl, If i had him in front of me i couldn't contain myself from jumping into his arms  :lol:
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: reasonables+luvs+MJ on June 02, 2010, 09:55:13 PM
Quote from: "Hazzely"
Quote from: "reasonables+luvs+MJ"
I'd rather sit in a small room and stare at him for hours, with sunglasses on, and try not to smile! That or make him wear a dress in front of his family! :D

Girl, If i had him in front of me i couldn't contain myself from jumping into his arms  :lol:
I'll have to get over meeting him first, then I'll give him "the eye"!  :twisted: and then I'll make him wear the dress!! *doing evil laugh, which sounds very creepy* :twisted:
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: this1crazygirl on June 02, 2010, 11:36:43 PM
hmmm... my comment was more like a reward for myself, not really a punishment for him...  8-)
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Merkaba on June 03, 2010, 02:57:14 AM
:evil:  :evil:  :evil:

Over the knee - and smack his ass!!!!!
 
:evil:  :evil:  :evil:
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Melzy777 on June 03, 2010, 03:00:21 AM
Quote from: "Merkaba"
:evil:  :evil:  :evil:

Over the knee - and smack his ass!!!!!
 
:evil:  :evil:  :evil:

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  You know.. He might like that.  8-)

I'll be the one throwing the snowballs.  :D
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Merkaba on June 03, 2010, 03:04:12 AM
Quote from: "Melzy777"
Quote from: "Merkaba"
:evil:  :evil:  :evil:

Over the knee - and smack his ass!!!!!
 
:evil:  :evil:  :evil:

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  You know.. He might like that.  8-)

I'll be the one throwing the snowballs.  :D


You´re on!!  

Then I´ll hold his head down in the snow, so he really can cool down!
 
:evil:  :evil:  :evil:

We´ll be the ultimate punishment team!!!
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Melzy777 on June 03, 2010, 03:11:47 AM
Quote from: "Merkaba"
Quote from: "Melzy777"
Quote from: "Merkaba"
:evil:  :evil:  :evil:

Over the knee - and smack his ass!!!!!
 
:evil:  :evil:  :evil:

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  You know.. He might like that.  8-)

I'll be the one throwing the snowballs.  :D


You´re on!!  

Then I'll hold his head down in the snow, so he really can cool down!
 
:evil:  :evil:  :evil:

We´ll be the ultimate punishment team!!!

LOL!  *high 5 sister*  :)

Push him into the pool just when his hair has been cleaned thoroughly and throw mud pies at him.  8-)
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: farhatmjj on June 03, 2010, 03:32:45 AM
Quote from: "Puff"
Quote from: "*Mo*"
Quote from: "farhatmjj"
I was so frustrated that i wanted to punish Michael. I want him to go through the same thing i'm going through.

Although I understand where your frustration is coming from, I'd like you to keep in mind that Mike went through a whole lot more shit in his life compared to the bit you have been going through for the past 11+ months.  Just sayin'...

He taught me a LOT, I don't feel punished at all by what happened to and in my life after June 25th.  I'm grateful for what he taught me.


I TOTALLY agree.... We should thank him...... He is teaching us, and he is opening our eyes.. Does he deserve a punishment for that...?

i agree with Mo and i do keep that in mind, even yesterday i saw a video that showed how Pepsi changed it's logo and all to get rid of the "Michael Jackson tag" from them after the '93 allegations and my eyes were watery. i felt a huge pain in my heart just thinking how things like this might have affected him emotionally. i do understand Michael's pains, i do. but no problems, it's ok that you said what you had in your mind. :)

Puff, please don't take it seriously, none of us is going to punish him, you should know that. we're all his dedicated fans who love him so much and are just too frustrated at times..... i made this thread just to let our frustrations out in a funny way to have some light moments. it's for FUN only.
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Melzy777 on June 03, 2010, 03:43:47 AM
And then.........................  :lol:



[youtube:30sq4ncy]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y02wm_0sX70[/youtube:30sq4ncy]


 8-)
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Merkaba on June 03, 2010, 03:45:08 AM
Hey

Of course it´s all for fun!

I think it was a good initiative!  :D  :D

Healthy with a good laugh!!  ;)
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: farhatmjj on June 03, 2010, 04:44:18 AM
Quote from: "Melzy777"
And then.........................  :lol:



[youtube:32e06euz]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y02wm_0sX70[/youtube:32e06euz]


 8-)
wooooooooo! how did i forget that? i'm tooooo good in that!  ;)
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Melzy777 on June 03, 2010, 05:06:45 AM
Quote from: "farhatmjj"
Quote from: "Melzy777"
And then.........................  :lol:



[youtube:nh0vduvw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y02wm_0sX70[/youtube:nh0vduvw]


 8-)
wooooooooo! how did i forget that? i'm tooooo good in that!  ;)

Good!! It might take a few of us to hold him still!!  :D

This little piggy went to market...  :twisted:
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: Syringa on June 03, 2010, 05:15:45 AM
Quote from: "RK"
I think a fitting punishment would be that Mike has to have all the  member of this hoax forum staying at Neverland together for 2 weeks . Then  he can to answer every question we have regarding this and how he pulled it off and every night he has to sing a few songs for us.

Oh yea, good idea! Wonder if Neverland would be too small for 3576 members, though... I think we need to go in smaller groups!
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: farhatmjj on June 03, 2010, 05:35:10 AM
Quote from: "Syringa"
Quote from: "RK"
I think a fitting punishment would be that Mike has to have all the  member of this hoax forum staying at Neverland together for 2 weeks . Then  he can to answer every question we have regarding this and how he pulled it off and every night he has to sing a few songs for us.

Oh yea, good idea! Wonder if Neverland would be too small for 3576 members, though... I think we need to go in smaller groups!
ofcourse! that is something Mike will HAVE to do!  :twisted:  :twisted:
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: VeryLittleSusie on June 03, 2010, 06:12:56 AM
I would make him pose nude for my oil painting!!!  :P
(you know how long oil paintings are usually painted *wink wink* ) :lol:
Title: Re: crazy punishments for Michael (for fun only)
Post by: loma on June 03, 2010, 09:18:44 AM
Quote from: "Syringa"
Quote from: "RK"
I think a fitting punishment would be that Mike has to have all the  member of this hoax forum staying at Neverland together for 2 weeks . Then  he can to answer every question we have regarding this and how he pulled it off and every night he has to sing a few songs for us.

Oh yea, good idea! Wonder if Neverland would be too small for 3576 members, though... I think we need to go in smaller groups!
Probably around half aren't believers anymore
and are old accounts. :(
But that just makes more room for us!
:lol:
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